Lush solid perfumes – 50 followers giveaway!

July 17, 2016 — 77 Comments

I have three solid perfumes in my possession that i’m just not able to use, and they have only been swatched with a clean brush so they’re technically untouched by the human hand. I recently reached 50 followers, and i would feel bad to throw the perfumes away so if you’re interested in joining the giveaway, leave a comment below with a bad (or funny!) joke to gain an entry. You must be following my blog since it’s a giveaway specifically for followers (email followers are also okay)! I’ll pick the winner in 2 weeks on July 31st using a random number generator. I will ship internationally. Good luck!Β 

The winner of the giveaway has been chosen! Visit the link HERE to see who it was! Thank you for participating x


Sun smells of oranges, kerbside violet smells of violets, and lust is a potent jasmine scent.



77 responses to Lush solid perfumes – 50 followers giveaway!


    Where did Napolean keep his armies?

    In his sleevies.

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    Have you heard the joke about butter?

    No? I guess it didn’t spread.

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    meghanwaslike7 July 17, 2016 at 3:55 PM

    A man goes to a zoo and walks around. He realizes the only animal in the zoo is a dog.

    It’s a shitzhu.

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    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

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    What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

    Put it on my bill!

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    Want to hear a joke about pizza? I can’t tell you, it’s too cheesy πŸ™‚

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    There are few blogers,they have blogs.
    So bad.πŸ˜‚

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    always wanted to try these!

    Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? .. it ran out of juice.

    Gosh my jokes are terrible! HA πŸ™‚

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    Thank you for the opportunity! I would love to try these solid perfumes πŸ™‚

    What do you do with an epileptic lettuce?

    You make a seizure salad! πŸ˜€

    Hope you have a good laugh with all the jokes posted here haha!

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      Thanks for joining! Remember to check back on the 31st πŸ™‚ And yeah im having a blast! Surprisingly finding a lot of new jokes, i thought i had heard them all.



    Guy walks into a bar, asks his friend how tall penguins are. His friend says “I’m not sure, 2-3 feet?” The guy looks shocked, and shouts “oh no, I just ran over a nun!”

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    What kind of bees make milk?


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    patrioticwalrus July 18, 2016 at 4:52 AM

    I bought shoes from a drug dealer once, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

    Thanks so much for hosting this giveaway.

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    I hope that i will win beacause im my country we don’t have lush shop. And i whant try these soooo bad

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    Is your refrigerator running?

    Because if it is… I might vote for it.

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    All my life I’ve refused to wear perfume.
    …. But then an aggressive perfume-salesperson knocked some scents into me.

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    What did the sushi say to the bee?



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    Anna Grace Dienstbier July 19, 2016 at 12:01 AM

    how do baseball players stay cool?

    They stand near their fans

    Liked by 1 person

    melindakhaley July 21, 2016 at 7:09 PM

    Have you heard about the invention of the shovel?
    It was ground breaking.

    Liked by 1 person


    Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

    Because he was outstanding in his field.

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    Yay, coming from a country without lush store, this is awesome, thanks!

    Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

    Liked by 1 person

    Eloise Ridley July 28, 2016 at 1:51 PM

    Q: Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible?
    A: He floated his stock while everybody else was being liquidated.

    Liked by 1 person

    leannecraigmyle July 28, 2016 at 3:01 PM

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra

    Liked by 1 person


    Why can’t a leopard hide in the forest?
    He’s always spotted!

    Liked by 1 person


    Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!

    Liked by 1 person


    How do you plan a party in space?

    You planet! (Plan it!)

    Liked by 1 person


    What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

    You look flushed!

    Liked by 1 person


    My sister asked if I was gay.
    I couldn’t give her a straight answer.

    Liked by 1 person


    How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacle

    Liked by 1 person


    Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea.
    Because proper tea is murder.

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    Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea.

    Because proper tea is murder.



    What do you call a fake noodle?

    An impasta!

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    Whats clear and smells like paint?

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    I’m not really sure how I feel about masturbation. On the one hand, it feels good.

    Liked by 1 person

    Sarahjane Kitiyakara-Fogel July 29, 2016 at 12:42 AM

    I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been trippin’ all day.

    Liked by 1 person

    Marissa Patton July 29, 2016 at 3:59 AM

    The only joke I can ever remember is a Spanish joke.
    “Como el pato va a la tienda? El pata!”

    Which in English translates to:
    “How does the duck get to the store? He walks!”

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    This is a long one. Prepare yourself.

    So, one day a frog comes into the local bank. He walks up the receptionist, Patricia Whack, and asks to see the bank manager about a loan. She agrees, but spends some time getting his name and information. The frog’s name is Mr. Jagger, and Patricia learns that he is actually the son of Mick Jagger. Before getting her boss, Patricia asks for some collateral from Mr. Jagger. He hands her a tiny porcelain unicorn. Confused, she walks into the bank manager’s office. She tells her boss everything that has happened, and asks what he thinks the porcelain unicorn is.

    He responds, “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His ΓΆld man’s a rolling stone.”

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    Congrats for the followers lovely!! πŸ™‚ xo



    Why did the policeman smell?
    Because he was on duty!
    One of the few jokes I know off hand so it’s terrible but I still laugh at “duty.”

    Liked by 1 person

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